Two weeks today the removals team and their big yellow truck will be arriving, The Move is starting to feel real now. Hopefully it will all go smoothly given that Braai Boy and I planned The Move whilst he was deployed. We decided on dates for removals, move out and move in, as well as chose our next Quarter (house) and Miss Sassy’s new school all via Whats App. To be honest, using the power of technology to the plan The Move has probably saved many arguments. If I didn’t like something he said I just didn’t reply to his messages. Please don’t judge me, I’m sure you have done the same, maybe?
The removals survey was completed via video call, so I really hope they got the metrics right. I had tidied the house before the call, for that read I had thrown stuff in cupboards and drawers. Guess what the first thing the surveyor requested was? Yup that’s right, that I opened up ALL the cupboards. I was so embarrassed as clothes and toys and general crap tumbled out. I did mumble something about asking Miss Sassy to tidy up and look at what an awful job she had done, yes I know bad, awful, terrible parent blaming my child!
The Pre-March Out was completed a few weeks ago, for those who are unfamiliar with Army chat, this is when the Housing Officer comes to your house to talk about handing back the Quarter. With images of him returning for the March Out wearing white gloves and carrying a magnifying glass I rapidly started writing my ‘Clean and Fix’ List.
Armed with the ‘Clean and Fix’ List I then had to do some research. Now, maybe it’s just me and I am late to the party but when did lemons, white vinegar and bicarbonate of soda become the solution for cleaning nearly everything? Also, mayonnaise to remove crayon from walls? That’s bloody genius! Your kids have stuck Paw Patrol stickers all over the wall and you can’t peel them off? No problem, use a hair dryer on a low heat, who knew?
You can now call me Charlie Fix-it Mama, armed with super duper superglue the carpets have been secured, bits of lino stuck down and the vertical blinds fixed. Speaking of windows I need to find all the window keys. I am slightly concerned that Wee Man has had a hand in their disappearance. Yesterday when I was taking down the curtains Wee Man was being ‘helpful’. You should know that he has a thing for flushing toilets, especially when someone is sitting on them (visitors are always advised to lock the door!). Anyway, the little whatsit was taking the curtain hooks and chucking them into the loo, then flushing them away, clapping his hand and shouting ta-daaaaaaa every time. It took about 3 flushes before I realised what he was up to. I really hope the window keys haven’t suffered the same fate as the curtain hooks.
So, with The Move logistics wheels in motion I have started to have a good sort out. There are bags ready to be taken to the charity shops although I suspect that given previous experience they will stay in the boot of my car until the day we are meant to get the ferry. I have piles of stuff in each room that I need to pack, I just need to bother my arse to get some packing boxes and find some bubble wrap which Miss Sassy hasn’t popped all the bubbles on.
Well, that’s it for now. This has been my break from doing Move sh*t. I’m off to clean with my new found ‘products’. Just thinking, I really hope that the next occupant isn’t pregnant with a craving for mayonnaise otherwise she may find herself licking the walls. Oh well, at least they will be clean.